Retired T-Shirt Color:Charcoal and repeatable accuracy

and repeatable accuracy

telling the full story of wood's journey from nature to finished craft

lots of sanding

This tee features an angry anthropomorphized band saw demanding 'Gimme all of your money' in a classic speech bubble — the perfect joke for any woodworker who knows how fast a new tool purchase can drain the bank account

Retired T-Shirt Color:Charcoal and repeatable accuracyThis tee features a mock dictionary entry that reads: "Retired. rtard adjective 1. when your to do list officially becomes a to build list. (Also see: finally living)" a perfect nod to every retiree who finally has time to tackle all those woodworking and DIY projects they've been putting off. The joke lands for anyone who knows that retirement doesn't mean slowing down, it means heading straight to the workshop. Makes a hilarious and relatable gift