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And I know I've been lonely too long But I know what we feel can't be wrong 'Cause Whiskers and me We're in love, can't you see We're just innocent victims of society And it's not what you think It's so much more beautiful than that Oh God I love that pussy cat A little pinch and a little paddle What's wrong with that A little whip and a teeny saddle What's wrong with that And what goes on when we're under the covers It's just like any other furry four-legged lovers 'Cause Whiskers and me Check each other for fleas We're growing so close, we're almost Siamese When she's using her tongue for a bath What could be more beautiful than that Once you've gone cat, you never go back Now you might not like, ten sharp claws on your wife But I'm fine with 'em And I know that you might, think that I have no life But I got nine of 'em Though all through the land Our love has been banned Still we play in the sand Hand in paw, paw in hand And I'm falling for her, and she's falling for me And though I'll land in jail, she will land on her feet 'Cause Whiskers and me Running naked and free In the alley at midnight, man, she's always in heat When the moon hits her eye like a fish in a frying pan What could be more beautiful than that Oh God I love that pussy cat I know we're in all sorts of trouble But man we only want to cuddle We make beautiful music together If the SPCA don't come get her She loves me but they don't want to let her Stick around, I'll tell you about my Irish Setter Copyright 1998 Steve Goodie and Jacob Kantor ASCAP SHE'S JEWISH Mama said, "Get it through your head You're a Jewish boy, and you'll marry a Jewish girl" I said, "Those Jewish girls won't give me the time of day Though they're pretty and they're sweet, they won't be seen with me" Mama said, "You'll see, a Jew will come your way" And one did, one day Though she's not what I expected She drinks she smokes, she scares old folks She only laughs at her own jokes She's terribly uncouth, she looks just like Babe Ruth She lies she spits, won't shave her pits She's got spackle in her make-up kit But I can't let her go, cause Mama says so Son, she's Jewish, she's Jewish And the wedding day's approachin' She's Jewish, she's Jewish And you'll love her cause she's chosen Oh my fate is sealed Mama says it's a done deal So you can keep your Ally McBeals I'll take the schnauser in high heels Cause she's Jewish, she's Jewish She's really mean, she's rarely clean She beats me like a tambourine Oy, the grief I'm takin', to keep Mama's heart from breakin' She loves corned beef, look, it's in her teeth She's plenty ample underneath And though she treats me badly, I'll take a lifetime of her, gladly Cause she's Jewish, she's Jewish And that's what Mama wanted Yeah, she's Jewish, she's Jewish She don't got it, but she'll flaunt it Mama says she's a steal She likes kishka in her oatmeal She's got kosher appeal She's pure matza meal She's built like Shaqille And I'm her shlemeil When she sings Hava Nagila I could sure use some tequila Nagila
Nov 5, 2013 60 0 Thread starter #7 A lot of great replies guys
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