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[Verse 2: Buddy Alan ] Cigareets are a blight on the whole human race A man is a monkey with one in his face Here's my definition, believe me, dear brother A fire on one end, a fool on the t'other A man is a monkey with one in his face Here's my definition, believe me, dear brother A fire on one end, a fool on the t'other [Chorus] Cigareets and whuskey and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane Cigareets and whuskey and wild, wild women They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane (I wanna hear 'Tiger By The Tail'!) Will somebody get that bum out of here
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